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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 17.06.2025 06:58

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Just Forget it!

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Do you agree with Pete Hegseth's comment that Obama created a moral divide between military and civilian life?

Next, they tried...

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Hysterias & Posteriors

How do I get over a long-term relationship breakup?

Still no good

Thumbs down again.

Loons and Moons

Why do I like to eat my own cum?

So they tried

No go.

Nuts and Butts

Would you date/marry a guy younger than you? If no, why not?

Catatonics & High Colonics

No, not a chance

No way

Beautiful European women were killed by inquisition but Russia was not Catholic. Is this the reason for a drastic difference explaining why Russian women are the prettiest?

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

What are the 10 things you regret doing in your life?

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Unacceptable again!

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Who writes and reads novels nowadays?

They put up a sign reading

share office space ...

Minds and Behinds

4 Nutrients You Should Be Eating to Help Lower Dementia Risk, According to a New Study - EatingWell

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

So, the docs changed it to read

You guys are talking about having sex with dogs. I heard a news man was trying to have sex with a female dog and got stuck inside. Is that possible? How does it feel inside a dog’s vagina?

Then came..

Everyone loved it.

Analysis & Anal Cysts

What's the point of gender reassignment surgery which doesn't change a person's chromosomes?

Another attempt resulted in ...

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Still no good.

I feel so attached and in love with a dead celebrity. My love for anyone else is overshadowed by my love for him. What does this mean?

Freaks and Cheeks

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Ancient miasma theory may help explain Health Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr.'s vaccine moves - NPR