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Last Updated: 17.06.2025 06:58

Just Forget it!
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Next, they tried...
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Hysterias & Posteriors
How do I get over a long-term relationship breakup?
Still no good
Thumbs down again.
Loons and Moons
Why do I like to eat my own cum?
So they tried
No go.
Nuts and Butts
Would you date/marry a guy younger than you? If no, why not?
Catatonics & High Colonics
No, not a chance
No way
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
What are the 10 things you regret doing in your life?
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Unacceptable again!
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Who writes and reads novels nowadays?
They put up a sign reading
share office space ...
Minds and Behinds
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Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
So, the docs changed it to read
Then came..
Everyone loved it.
Analysis & Anal Cysts
What's the point of gender reassignment surgery which doesn't change a person's chromosomes?
Another attempt resulted in ...
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Still no good.
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Freaks and Cheeks
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
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